Long Story; Short Pier.

God, hes left as on aur oun.

Now that’s Homeland Security.

Via MetaFilter, the stirring tale of the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency (1868-1975). (Includes an all-too-brief overview of long-forgotten Agency-inspired television programs.)

Fret not at the irresponsibility of the current administration in neglecting so grave a threat to our homeland: this agency emeritus is recruting. Find out how you might fit in.

—Filed 8253 days ago to Poprocks.

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  • Hypocrisy.
  • To the barricades, lucky duckies!
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