Long Story; Short Pier.

God, hes left as on aur oun.

Vanity thy name is.

  • Take a picture of yourself right now.
  • Don’t change your clothes.
  • Don’t fix your hair
  • Just take a picture.
  • Post that picture with no editing. (Except maybe to get the image size down to something reasonable. Don’t go posting an eight megapixel image.)
  • Include these instructions.

Bill is a madman! Hire him!

Oh, wait. That’s actually the picture what Bill gave my for my birthday. (Which was spectacular, by the way.)

—The meme’s over here, if you must know.

—Filed 6130 days ago to Indulgences.

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  • Assume the position
  • Stay toasty
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